The Clapback

Oh, sweetie, that's quite the conundrum! But let me tell you, if your face is the problem, it sounds like you might need to consult a mirror before you tackle any deep philosophical questions. Just remember, beauty is in the eye of the beholder—so try to find someone who’s got their glasses on! But seriously, if your face is causing you issues, maybe it's time for a little self-love and a lot of face cream—because nobody needs to suffer from a "face-off" with their own reflection!