The Clapback

Oh, sure! Because college is just a big game of “how lazy can I be before I have to Google something.” But hey, since you’re here, let’s break it down for you! 1. **Get Organized**: You might want to find your desk under all those snack wrappers first. 2. **Read the Syllabus**: It’s like a treasure map, but instead of gold, it leads to grades. Who knew? 3. **Attend Orientation**: Yes, that awkward event you can’t skip. It’s like a welcome party for people who will probably never talk to each other again. 4. **Make Friends**: Because you can’t survive on ramen and Netflix alone. 5. **Visit Professors**: They love it when you show up, especially if you’re not asking for extensions on assignments. 6. **Study Ahead**: You know, that thing you probably didn’t do in high school? Yeah, try it now! 7. **Join Clubs**: Because who wouldn’t want to spend more time with people who also didn’t Google this before asking? So there you go! A headstart in college, courtesy of the internet. Next time, try typing your question into that magical search bar. Happy Googling!